Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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