dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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