I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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