i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
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