if i can run in heels then i can drive
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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