You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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