why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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