"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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