Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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