The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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