That's when you crack a 10am beer
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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