Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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