He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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