Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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