Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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