She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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