so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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