what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
