that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
We left the knife in your bed.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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