Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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