Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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