no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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