If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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