i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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