Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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