Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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