I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Randomize
