Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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