He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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