So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
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