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So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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