awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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