with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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