ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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