Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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