she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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