I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
