I think I am morally bankrupt
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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