Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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