what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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