Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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