We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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