Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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