these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
We're too hungover to prance.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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