I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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