you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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