All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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