even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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