VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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