areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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