dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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